Now this is an interesting ask.

Gonna say right now that daily prayer isn’t high on my list. I have an orb in my castle that allows me to sift through the prayers of my worhipers, similar to that of my ask box in function. Some I’ll ignore, some I’ll answer, but they get so trying sometimes…

Human sacrifice is hard to peg. There are so many different forms. Immolation, slitting of the throat and spilling of the blood, and the like, and that’s not including location specific ones, such as tossing someone off a cliff.

I have no real use for humans, though. So even if they did come to me once they were sacrificed, I wouldn’t know what to do with them. I do get their souls though, which make a wonderful light source if kept in a glass orb, or a great midnight snack if I’m not in the mood for physical nourishment.

So no, I don’t particularly have a favorite.

((On a side note, I wouldn’t look forward to a lot of drawn asks in the near future, unless an ask really strikes my fancy and inspires me, or if it just seems situationally appropriate and I can’t express the emotions properly with the icons.))

Okay, so we’re down to 501. I’m not complaining, I’m moreso just saying right now that I’m not exactly going to be on very often during the summer, so sooooooorry if the blog isn’t as active as normal.

((She’s right guys. I’ve been bashed in the head with chores around the resort since the winter was long and the weather’s been crappy, and Memorial Day weekend starts tomorrow for us. I really wish I could be on as often as normal, but unless SonicNet or Frontier comes out and installs the equipment for high speed unlimited internet, I’m only going to be actively on two to three times a week. If that.))

((Unfollows incoming thanks to the low speed and band width of the internet here at home.

If I unfollow it’s nothing personal and I will most likely re-follow in the fall

And for anyone still wondering yes we’re still above 500, I’m just gonna hold the picture over your head plusicantthinkofaposeforitgoddamnitsoihaventevenstarted))

I’m obligated as the Goddess of Balance to not pick sides. However, if I am able to make an event swing either way without upsetting the universal balance, those that paid me tribute will have my favor.

Starting Yonder Stream

((please come keep me company, I’m lonely :c))

Gonna Livestream

((Wherein I attempt to make something pretty with a completely unfamiliar method to serve as a blog background.

Let’s say it’ll start at 8:30 CST, so about 20 minutes from now.))

Reblog this if you’re a Legend of Zelda Ask or RP blog.

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No. I am not. And frankly I’m not exactly a fan of such gory detail. I told you all I wasn’t completely sane yet. Some things just…slip out…

(Warning, this reply contains gory or disturbing depictions)

Picture this. Picture an endless black void. Pitch black, but you can still see. There is no sound. At all. Anything you attempt to say is immediately devoured by the void. The only feeling in your body is that of a large hole in your chest, running from about an inch above your naval to the top of your sternum causing you immesurable pain as it slowly and painfully heals over the course of thousands of years. The only thoughts on your mind are of betrayal, a broken heart, and being less than nothing. These thoughts fester into full blown insanity. You want nothing more than to destroy everything your loved ones hold dear, and when you’re through with that, gut and disembowel said loved ones with a wooden cooking spoon, rend their limbs from their body, savor their blood like a fine wine as their dying breaths ring in your ears like a wonderful chorus, skinning them, using their flesh as clothes, dancing in the wreckage you wrought on civilization, using their skulls as candle holders as you weave a tapestry out of their hair, their eyeballs making wonderful appetizers and—

…

I…I think I need a moment.